TEREKIDAAAAM....
alan a KFC miam... jatoon khali ye "all you can eat" zadam too rag eslah mikonam ye "all they had" zadam toorag daram alan miterekam :)
akhe ghazie in bood ke dafe pish vaghty taze in seri az iran oomade boodam ye seri raftam hamoon shobe KFC bad enghade khordam ke yaroo too oon hame moshtari dige mano tablo shenakhte bood... akhe man az iran ke miam eshteham kheili kheili rah miofte dobare ta miresam inja hamchin ke ja mioftam eshteham par mishe ...
bad inbar ke raftam yeki az in garconash mano hesabi yadesh bood dige azam ham nemiporsid ke chi mikhaii ... aslan mikhai ya na .... bedoone inke azam beporse ta miresid be mizam ghabl az inke man chizi migam harchi roon e spicy dasht khali mikard too zarfe man ..... kholase cheshetoon rooz e bad nabine "agaram mibine az in bada bebine baz ;) " 12 ta tike dad behem 10 ta rooz 2 ta ham sine gonde ke hamoon aval yeki dige eshtebahi dade bood behem :) hala baz age aval ke oomade boodam bod masaleii nadash avaze 12 ta 120 tike ham vasash mikhordam vali avalan alan dige oon eshteha ro nadaram badesham BABA JAN MAN BA STUDENTS DEAN E DANESHGAMOON GHARAR DASHTAM!!!!!! ke vaghty residam dige rafte bood :)) gharar bood newsletter e daneshgah o ke HTML karde boodam behesh bedam ke dige rafte bood ..... aman az daste in garcona .... in bar miram ye shobeii ke garconaye faramoosh kar dashte baseh .....
rastesh enghade khejalat keshidam vaghty didam mano hanooz az dafe pish yadeshe :-O
ay delam ....

WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: Definitely not!
WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?
HUSBAND: Of course I do.
WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.
WIFE: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?
WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?
HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed.
WIFE: - - - silence - - -
HUSBAND: Shit!

I Hate class 207 in building B >:-E
man in rooza az sobh saa'ate 8:30 ta 11 va dobare az 11 ta 1:20 too in classam va term e pish ham too hamin class clas dashtam .... halam az in class be ham mikhore :((
farda be ghole "in weblog e ya dardesar (esme nevisandash yadam nist)" zhozhman e france daram pas farda ye reseach bayad bokonim ke hade aghal az 3 ta source bayad estefade konim va man hanooz shooroo ham nakardam ,.... tazasham alan ke email o check kardam sudent dean e daneshgamoon lotf farmoodan file ferestadan ke barashoon HTML konam vase ta pasfarda baraye emagazine e daneshgah ....
dehe yani chi ... chi shod ? man be khoda adam e ghor ghorooii nistam vali nemidoonam chera ta miresam be in weblog ghor mizanam ..... be khoda man aslan o abadan ghorghoroo nistam ... shayad in vase ine ke mikham hatman ye chizaii inja benevisam ..
saii mikonam az in be bad mofidtar basham :) (komaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak chetory khoob weblog benevisam .... karkoshyeha komak konid)

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avalan sharmande bande az 5shanbe ta 1 shanbe ha class nadaram banabar in internet ham nadaram ... chon modemam kharabe ...
banabar in age peyghamam tarikh gozashtast excusez-moi (yani excuse me khodemoon be farancash) .
akhe man dirooz emtehan e french dashte bidam bad hichi oon moghe balad naboodam (rastesh alan dikte haminam az roo ketab neveeshtam ;) )
hala emtehan hamish ekhob ye chize manfi hesab miad vali baraye man ghazayaye khoob ham mitoone dashte baseh hata ba voojoode inke kharab kardam ;)
ghazie khoobesh ine ke man vaghty emtehan daram ashpazim migire .... in bar oftadam be zhele dorost kardan ... va aslan sare jalase del too delam nabood zoodtar emtehan o bedam beram khoone zhele bokhoram ;)
jatoon khali hanoozam nesfesh moonde alan ke beram khoone pedaresho dar biaram .... hala baz ham 3 shanbe emtehan e french daram (in ostade ham ke haminjoor gor o gor emtehan migire, engar ma chikare bidim) kholase inke bayad az hala be fekr e in basham ke farda ke shabe emtehan badie chi dorost konam ;)
age pishnehade khoobi darin behem begin :)